FAN ART FRIDAY-DOOKIE BUNCH!

Hokie Smokes! This weeks fan art comes from LOUIE LANFORD! Hmmmm, sounds like he probably lives in Metropolis with LOIS LANE, LEX LUTHOR, LANA LANG and LORI LEMARIS.


Looks like Dookie either had another accident with the CLONE CANNON™ or started reproducing asexually. Oh, wait, I get it, it's a BRADY BUNCH homage!

LOUIE writes:

"Me am fan of Dookie. Me name am Louie. Me like playing Ultimate Demolition Bakery on Ninbedo Wiiii. One day Louie wish Dookie come to me home town so I am meet Dookie. :)"

Hmmm, kid sure talks funny. But what a great artist. I love that JAN BRADY-POO has her glasses on. And he even got all the haircuts just right! Nothing says 70's like a white man's afro.

LOUIE you're an OFFICIAL FRIEND OF DOOKIE-POO for life!

XO-Chorocco Tofu

P.S. Which Brady girl is your favorite? Other than "Alice".

HOLLYWOOD SQUARE

Dookie see this sign for HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. Dookie think “Me am im Hollywood, am me am kind of Square! This is perfect!” But it am not club for glamorous nerds as it am sounding.


It am some storage facility for old celebrities. Each one sealed in their own compartment for freshness, ready to provide the future with emtertainment, perhaps after a holocaust or something. There will be roaches am Whoopie Goldberg. YAY! ROACHES!

Or maybe it am a BRADY BUNCH opening credits appreciation society.

Dookie got excited to see Ann B. Davis in center square but she keep saying she am PAUL LYNDE wearing a crazy blouse. She am nice but she am no ALICE.


Here me am with real Brady Bunch. Me was originally cast as cousin OLIVER but producers feel Dookie am too distracting being nakey am leaving pebbles emerywhere.



That am show biz.

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

DOOKIE-JOLIE-PITT

It been while since Dookie post last but that am because Dookie was wandering aroumd Hollywood Hills whem suddenly out nowhere me am suddenly adopted by Angelina Jolie!

She am convinced me am impoverished, naked African baby. Me not know it but celebrities like to collect ethnic children like Dookie collects comic books. As many as they cam find.


For a while me love having big family with new siblings, MADDOX, ZAHARA, PAX THIEN, HOOTCHIE KOOTCHIE, PEZ DISPENZA, CHIMMY CHONGA, SLAMMA LAMMA DING DONG, HONG KONG PHOOEY, BARACK OBAMA, SARLACC PITT am their actual daughter, SHILOH PITT.

Brad nickname me PILOH SHITT PITT. They think it am very funny. Me not know why.

At first it am fun! Everyday Dookie wake up with new brother or sister in a different color from around the world! It am like being on “IT’S A SMALL WORLD” ride over am over again. Or miniature UNITED NATIONS. But then Dookie start getting a little scared when Amgelina start carrying vial of Dookie blood around her neck. Dookie also never see her eat, ever. Am she solar powered? This am getting creepy.

Me finally escape, but them sinewy lady called MADONNA try to adopt Dookie too.


She treat me real nice am read me the KAMA SUTRA every night before bed, but her friemd Rosie McDonalds keep thinking me am chocolate am try to eat me! Not to memtion MADMAMMA’s pointy bra keep poking Dookie’s eyes out when she try to hug me. They am like unicorn horns or 2 huge BUGLES.

This am crazy town. Dookie miss Pooville!

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo