the DOOKIE-POO BLARGH

BIG MOUTH DOOKIE-POO IS ALMOST ALL GONE!

2010-08-12T08:15:00.000-07:00

Just a reminder that BIG MOUTH DOOKIE-POO has finally been released and in short supply! So be sure to snag yours soon.

Available only at PALOOZA TOYS

xo-Chorocco Tofu

The FINAL VINYL IS HERE

2010-07-24T18:10:00.000-07:00

The extremely limited run of BIG MOUTH DOOKIE-POO has finally been released! This is the smallest run of all the vinyl toys made so be sure to grab them quickly.

Available only at PALOOZA TOYS

xo-Chorocco Tofu

NEW ANIMATED BIRTHDAY CARD

2010-06-10T20:39:00.000-07:00

Head on over to the DOWNLOADS section at dookie-poo.com and send your loved ones a special animated BIRTHDAY greeting from DOOKIE-POO himself.

xo
Chorocco Tofu

NEW TRADING CARD: GO GO KART

2010-05-11T20:02:00.000-07:00

Dookie's Go-GO-KART is now available in the trading card section! Click HERE to download.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

NEW TRADING CARD: ZOMBIE-POO

2010-04-09T21:00:00.000-07:00

New Trading Card Available. Click here to download.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

DOOKIE-POO SKETCH BOT

2010-03-28T08:07:00.000-07:00

Completed for the recently launched Sketchbot Custom Show DOOKIE-POO's Robotic Space Armor with real GLOWING ACTION and RAY GUN BAZOOKA PENCIL!

NEW TRADING CARD: BABY-POO

2010-03-20T20:31:00.000-07:00

BABY POO is now available in the trading card section! Click HERE to download.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

Dookie-Poo Around The World!

2009-12-18T16:16:00.000-08:00

If you have pictures of Dookie-Poo™ or myself, the lovely Chorocco Tofu™, please upload, link, connect, join, super poke, High five, wink, nudge, Slap Chop the DOOKIE-POO AROUND THE WORLD flickr group and share them.

Keep it tasteful people. This is a family show.

xoxo-
Chorocco Tofu

Dookie-Poo Vintage (but NEW) Toy Commercial

2009-06-15T20:00:00.000-07:00

A vintage (but completely new) promo for the line of Dookie-Poo figures has just been discovered (released)!*

Go HERE for store locations.

COMING SOON to select URBAN OUTFITTERS.

xoxo-Chorocco Tofu

*please note this is a Collector's Item Only - THIS IS NOT A TOY. IT IS NOT DESIGNED OR MADE FOR CHILDREN. Not for Use or Handling by anyone under the age of 15. This product has not been tested for lead, pthalates or any other hazardous or potentially harmful materials.

Do not lick or attempt to eat Dookie-Poo. It will be a choking hazard. Do not touch Dookie-Poo in weird places. That would just be strange. If you are pregnant or considering getting pregnant or are just slightly out of shape consult a physician (and lose some weight) before purchasing. Do not throw Dookie-Poo at anyone who isn't prepared to catch him or wearing a helmet.

Do give Dookie-Poo a good and loving home and we hope he brings you years of enjoyment.

NEW DOOKIE-POO RAP ALBUM

2008-10-15T10:30:00.000-07:00

To celebrate the release of Dr.Fuji Sakamoto's "FUTURE OF DANCE" music video featuring Dookie-Poo we're releasing a totally FREE DOWNLOADABLE original album featuring 17 butt kicking tracks by the original artists!

DOOKIE-POO "RAP IT UP" features tracks by:

DR.SAKAMOTO, PHIL LARWAY, the GIFTED GEE, THE BAD ONES, MC BRE-X and DJ CONSUMER LOAN, GORD BUNTZ and BOBBY COUNTACH!!!

To download the album just click HERE and enjoy.

We hope you enjoy this gift from Dookie-Poo to you! If you do, share it with your friends and let us know here which are your favorite songs and why.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

[PARENTAL GUIDANCE: Some Explicit lyrics]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

2008-10-08T18:38:00.000-07:00

Download this collection of Halloween music for a limited time only!
Click HERE to download.

XO-Chorocco Tofu

"FUTURE OF DANCE"

2008-10-01T09:00:00.000-07:00

The new DR. FUJI SAKAMOTO music video, THE FUTURE OF DANCE featuring DOOKIE-POO is now viewable at DOOKIE-POO.com in the POOTUBE section.

Or you can click below for the hi-res, BLIP.tv version.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

NEW MUSIC VIDEO COMING SOON

2008-09-29T18:22:00.000-07:00

Dookie-Poo will be starring in a new music video for DR. FUJI SAKAMOTO's hit single "The FUTURE of DANCE" dropping this October.

And for those of you interested you can now download the DOOKIE-POO BROWN ALBUM in it's entirety by clicking HERE.

xo-
Chorocco Tofu

NEW TRADING CARD: SNAFU McPOO

2008-09-16T21:26:00.000-07:00

SNAFU McPOO, con man extraordinaire, is now available in the trading card section! Click HERE to download.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

SOFT and FURRY ART SHOW

2008-08-30T10:32:00.000-07:00

Dookie-Poo am going to be part of the SOFT and FURRY art show by CYPHER 13! Dookie am not really artist, me not have crazy hair, black trench coat or $80,000 in School loans but me am going to give it a shot.

Here am list of artist involved.

Am here am the toys to be designed.

Dookie pick the one on the Looft called LEFT....er, Dookie mean, on the left, called LOOFT. Here me am getting the LOOFT im the mail.

Now let Dookie describe Dookie's process. Um...there is none. Me sit am stare at LOOFT for good 2 days. Me scratch my pebbles a few times too, waiting for idea to come.

Fimally me think of something so me carefully start to sketch most beautiful face me can think of on LOOFT.

Here Dookie am sponging LOOFT. No not borrowing money, actually sponging paint on LOOFT. Um, am me too! LOOFT am SPONGE WORTHY!

Am 3 years later me finally finish details. Me so happy! Me never create any ART before! At least not on purpose. Me call it LOOFTY-POO!

Here am sad part, me have to ship Dookie's little baby off. Me put many heavy rocks, raw meat am water in box so he have plenty to eat.

UPDATE: Mailman say many odd words when he pick up soggy package. Maybe water was bad idea.

xo
Dookie-Poo

NEW TRADING CARD: NERDY-POO

2008-08-14T14:22:00.000-07:00

NERDY-POO is now available in the trading card section! Click HERE to download.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

NEW TRADING CARD: ROBO-TOFU

2008-07-14T08:28:00.000-07:00

ROBO-TOFU is now available in the trading card section! Click HERE to download.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

FAN STUFF FRIDAYS

2008-06-27T08:00:00.000-07:00

An original homemade monster with Dookie fan club shirt! And check out the little buddy's teeny tiny Dookie shirt too!

Thanks for the FAN FUN LOGAN!

Do you have any fan photos or art you want to share? Send it to dookiepoo[@]gmail.com.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

NEW TRADING CARD: GIFTED GEE!

2008-06-17T08:20:00.000-07:00

GIFTED G is now available in the trading card section! Click HERE to download.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

COMIC CON 2008 FINAL JOURNAL EMTRY

2008-06-10T10:00:00.000-07:00

Someboddy brought the worlds biggest puppy to the comic con. Me not know whose dog this is but he am super friendly. Some people say his name is CHewCaCa, but me never see him do that.

After sniffing my butt he stroked Dookie as if me his own cub. Then he pee on everything at convemtion.

Tofu say that am “marking his territory”. It am easier than making labels me guess.

Later, he join RUN DMC.

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

FAN FUN FRIDAY

2008-06-06T08:35:00.000-07:00

This weeks piece of Fan art comes from seven year old, TYLER METZ in Sykesville (not Pooville), Maryland.

As you can see by Tyler's Illustration, Dookie is capable of flight when wearing his preppy, 80's t-shirt. Poo-Boy who is watching from below, seems to be in shock at Dookie's new found flight ability, after all 70's collars were better for take off.

Great work Tyler! Now don't try jumping off the roof in your mom's blouse or anything. This only works for us magical type critters.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

COMIC CON 2008 JOURNAL EMTRY 4

2008-06-05T08:50:00.000-07:00

Dookie hang out with this guy dressed like Tupperware. He keep asking people to pull his finger.

Dookie run into so many celebrities at Comic Con, like LEX LUTHOR from SMALLVILLE…

…Robert Downy JR even offer Dookie a drink of Firewater. Dookie thinks hims new IRON MAN armor looks goofy. Those glasses just make him look silly.

But my favorite celebrity at the convemtion is from one of Dookie’s favorite shows, Saved By the Bell! Screech looks great for his age.

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

COMIC CON 2008 JOURNAL EMTRY 3

2008-06-03T07:10:00.000-07:00

There am nothing Dookie hate more tham a lazy Jedi! Dookie find repeat offender, YODA making his phoney promise of “FREE JEDI TRAINING” just to get piggy back ride.

Dookie decide to give him taste of his own medicine. See how he likes it.

Him legs work fine. He just lazy!

Then Dookie run into these 2 Italian mobsters. They both keep trying to shove plungers into Dookie’s bad place and try to make Dookie eat “Magic Mushroom”. They say it make Dookie bigger!

Dookie remembers that Chorocco call these kind of people “drug dealers”.

Chorocco say this am the “Seedy” side of the Comic con. But me not find any seeds, just weirdoes.

So watch your backs am your butts!

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

COMIC CON 2008 JOURNAL EMTRY 2

2008-05-29T07:04:00.000-07:00

Here Dookie-Poo am with SNAKE EYES. He not even have a mouth but still am angry about $8 hotdogs at Comic Con.

Dookie know that rat lips and donkey ears are a New York delicacies but why so expensive?

Here am picture of Dookie-Poo am the world famous Mr.Tea!

First he think me am GARY COLEMAN, then he call me a “FOOL” and crush the pebbles right out of Dookie.

Thamkfully Doctor Jones was nearby to fix me up. Unfortunately he got crushed too and then he got Mr.Tea bagged!

(PICTURE NOT AVAILABLE!)

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

COMIC CON 2008 JOURNAL EMTRY 1

2008-05-27T07:50:00.000-07:00

Dookie just got pictures back from NY Comic Con am here am the best part, as Skooch the Pooch would say, “GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!” He always say it 3 times. Like broken record.

Here Dookie am hanging out with 2 School girls. They try to rip Dookie’s arms off making a wish. That not nice, but they am so cute me couldn’t stop them!

Chorocco got ta meet her hero, Princess Leia and she stuck her fingers in Chorocco’s eyes and mouth! How exciting for Tofu!

This pretty Blue Girl used Dookie-Poo to absorb her, um…what am that called again? “Mountain Dew”.

She spill that soda on her chest when having lunch and used me like napkin. Dookie am happy to help. It make Dookie-Poo feel kind of funny inside whem she rub me on her Twindow.

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

DOOKIE-POO 8-BIT VIDEO

2008-05-21T12:00:00.000-07:00

See the video that was years in the making! Well, months anyway.

CLICK HERE to see it HI-REZ at BLIP.tv!

CLICK HERE to see it at DOOKIE-POO.com smaller size.

or click below for the YOUTUBE version! Don't forget to rate it!

BONUS:
First person to correctly name all of the video games that appear, in order, will win an official FAN CLUB PATCH!

E-MAIL your list to dookiepoofans[@]gmail.com

SUBJECT LINE: "ARCADE GAME LIST"

If you win we'll e-mail you back!

UPDATE: We have a winner!

xo-Chorocco Tofu

FAN FUN FRIDAY

2008-05-16T08:00:00.000-07:00

Today's Fan Fun comes from BEE RUSSELL. She managed to snap this shot of her Plush Dookie BUGGING OUT! Or is this a picture of that new super hero, THE DUNG BEETLE?

Dookie looks awfully cozy for someone who will shortly become part of the digestion process. Oh well, it's not the first time Dookie has been consumed by a rare Swedish insect.

Thanks for the photo BEE!

Xo-Chorocco Tofu

DOOKIE TOYS & CONTEST

2008-05-14T07:00:00.000-07:00

DOOKIE-POO Plushies are here! Available in 3 flavors and made of super creamy velour! It's like hugging a pimp with no fear of being slapped!

ALSO AVAILABLE IS DOOKIE-POO in COLLECTABLE VINYL!

These are part of a super limited run so make sure you ask your favorite boutique shops to carry DOOKIE and FRIENDS or you may miss out.

You can also order direct from 3D RETRO, MY PLASTIC HEART, or even the CHAOTIC UNICORN DOOKIE SHOP!

WIN THE ULTIMATE DOOKIE-POO COLLECTION!

DOOKIE-POO VINYL BLANKS are available only through the CHAOTIC UNICORN STORE and they are running an exclusive DIY CONTEST with this as the GRAND PRIZE.

Click HERE for more info!

xo-CHOROCCO TOFU

3 NEW TRADING CARDS!!!

2008-04-30T11:18:00.000-07:00

To Celebrate the upcoming launch of DOOKIE-POO's newest music video "WHAT YOU'VE BECOME" for the MONTAUK PROJECT we've released not 1! Not 2! But 3 new digital trading cards!

Click HERE to download.

And in case you missed it here's the teaser for the upcoming video. Teaser music by the GIFTED GEE.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

ASK CHOROCCO TOFU

2008-04-08T09:56:00.000-07:00

CLICK TO ENLARGE IMAGE

FAN ART FRIDAY

2008-04-04T07:18:00.000-07:00

This weeks soooper-Dooper fan Doo-dle comes from Seamus "Fowdersoap" Light. Is it me or does Dookie look like GOSSAMER from the old Warner Brothers cartoons? I love it!

As for the "WHAT AM I?" comment, I guess Seamus didn't see THIS POST!

xo-Chorocco Tofu

FAN ART and BIRTHDAY FUN FRIDAY

2008-03-21T09:28:00.000-07:00

It look like one of our "Official friends of DOOKIE-POO" am having a swinging POO themed BIRTHDAY PARTY! Check out the DOOKIE cake and PELLET cup cakes! YUMMERS!

AM? Am are those DOOKIE-POO GOODY BAGS!?!?! WOWZERS! Why am DOOKIE-POO not invited?

Oh wait..there me are. DOOKIE must have had too much WILD TURKEY RIPPLE!

Happy Birthday JACEN!Thamks for the pictures!

xo-Dookie

HOOTERS

2008-02-26T21:40:00.000-08:00

Dookie was excited to find HOOTERS today. Dookie loves OWLS! Always they ask the same question “WHO? WHO? WHO?” Silly owls, it’s always Dookie. Am yes they am wise because it do take 3 licks to get to the cemter of a Tootsie Pop.

Before Dookie go in me notice this sign that say “no shirt, no shoes, no service” Thamk goodness me not want any of those things. Me just want to see pretty Hooters.

When Dookie get through all the half nakey ladies me not find not one single owl anywhere. Again, false admertising make Dookie sad.

Dookie get excited again when me hear man mention “fun bags” but me not find any bags filled with fun either. Just food am pretty girls with small shirts.

Dookie am so very sad that pretty nice girls try to cheer Dookie up with spicy buffalo wings am Doggie rides.

It worked!

Blargh!
Dookie

YET MORE FAN ART FRIDAY

2008-02-22T16:21:00.000-08:00

WOWSERS! You are all really out doing yourselves out there.

This week's pile of FAN FUN comes from JEN CAST who made a couple of totally awesome felt toys of Dookie and myself to sell on the black market in Chinatown.

Be prepared to see these right next to the fish heads, dried orange duck carcasses and other bootleg toys like POKEYOURMAN and SHOWER RANGERS.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

BACK TO THE FUTURE TOO

2008-02-19T09:18:00.000-08:00

Dookie try again to get home today but this time me end up on Satellite of Love.

Me really like these guys. The golden spider-duck, the squat crimson pig, Mike am Dookie watch favorite movie, SPACE MUTINY before me get on my way. It am awesome!

Dookie would stay for PUMA MAN but Purple robot keep thinking me am chocolate.

This not so bad but Dookie still miss Pooville am Chorocco Tofu. Thamkfully Dookie meet 2 nice boys that promise to take Dookie back where me belong.

Finally me am going home! What am a Wyld Stallyn amyway?

Blargh!
Dookie

NEW TRADING CARD

2008-02-05T09:32:00.000-08:00

POO-BOY, is now available in the trading card section! Click HERE to download.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

BACK TO THE FUTURE

2008-01-15T10:17:00.000-08:00

Dookie not having amy luck getting home so Dookie decide to visit friend Doc Brown. He not Brown or even a Doctor. He am a scientist. Last Doctor me see grab Dookie by the pebbles amd told Dookie to cough. It am weird way of saying hello, amd it only works for Doctors. Dookie try it on people am they really don’t like it. Unless you am in the WEST VILLAGE. They like it there a lot.

Doc Brown say he cam give Dookie a ride home but this not look like Pooville. Maybe it am Pooville 3 million years ago? It scare the pellets out of Dookie!

We keep trying to find right place but now me am black am white. Here me am with rock star MOJO NIXON and PRESIDENT ELVIS.

Blargh!
Dookie

THE PRICE AM WRONG

2008-01-11T08:50:00.000-08:00

Dookie am so tired of Hollywood. Nothing am what it seem. It more confusing than JUMBO SHRIMP or PRESIDENTIAL SPEECH. Me try to get bus out of town but Dookie have no money. Me try to win some on PRICE IS RIGHT. Here me am with reanimated host, BOB BARKER. SKOOCH calls him, BOB ZOMBIE.

Dookie win $10,000 dollars! But me only need $3.75 am me couldn’t make change. Dookie am out of luck again.

Blargh!
Dookie

NEW TRADING CARD

2008-01-09T09:20:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

CHOROCCO TOFU, is now available in the trading card section! Click HERE to download.

xo-Chorocco

TRADING CARDS!

2007-12-11T09:12:00.000-08:00

Remember back in the day when you could get 5 trading cards with a piece of gum so stale that if dropped it would shatter, like glass, into a million jagged daggers of pink sugary goodness? All for 25¢?

Well, we can't give you the gum experience but as our latest "TREAT of the MONTH" starting today you can go to DOOKIE-POO.com and download your very own, animated Digital Trading Cards for FREE!

That's right, ZERO! Nothing! Nada! Zilch! Zippo! Harpo! Groucho! Oprah! ....um...what was I talking about again?

Oh yeah! TRADING CARDS! That's right, you can learn a little bit about some of the characters living in Pooville, hear what we sound like and the best part is you can send and trade them with your friends!

A new card will be available every few weeks until the collection is complete with some special edition cards being available for a limited time only, so check in often.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

THAT TIME OF YEAR....

2007-12-04T20:26:00.000-08:00

Hiya kids!

Our favorite time of year is coming, so to celebrate we've updated our music player! Many of these songs came from a great little website called CHECK THE COOL WAX.

And for a LIMITED TIME ONLY CLICK HERE for another free gift!

xo-
Chorocco Tofu

LEGO-POO?

2007-11-27T09:59:00.000-08:00

Wow! Dookie-Poo’s image has been preserved for all time in LEGO bricks! Yes, you too can own your very own, excessively limited edition DOOKIE-POO LEGO!

Just log onto LEGO.com and try your hardest to find Dookie! He’s hiding in there somewhere.

Good luck! We know it’s impossible to find anything on that site!

XO-Chorocco Tofu

POORESENTS FOR EVERYONE

2007-11-20T11:31:00.000-08:00

Hiya kids! Chorocco Tofu here. I just wanted to let you know that you should all head on over to DOOKIE-POO.com and check out the new Holiday themed opening!

And for a limited time only click HERE and download a Holiday flavored treat from Dookie-Poo and Friends!

xo-Chorocco Tofu

DOOKIE-POO'S SWEET RIDE

2007-11-19T12:49:00.000-08:00

Head on over to TOYS R EVIL for an exclusive paper model of Dookie-Poo in his SWEET MUSCLE CAR as seen in his latest MUSIC VIDEO "STRIKE"!

Use your imagination to get DOOKIE-POO and CHOROCCO TOFU to all of their exciting rap battles located all over the city while avoiding the autograph hungry COPS and jumping over anything that gets in your way! YEEEHAAW!

CREATE the 3rd DIMENSION! It's your chance to play GOD!

Highest safety rated vehicle you can find, unless you get a paper cut.

XO-
Chorocco Tofu

NEW VIDEO "STRIKE" on YOUTUBE

2007-10-16T21:35:00.000-07:00

that's what she said.....

2007-10-16T08:22:00.000-07:00

TRICK or TREAT

2007-10-12T09:32:00.000-07:00

Hiya kids! Chorocco Tofu here. I just wanted to let you know that you should all head on over to DOOKIE-POO.com and check out the new HALLOWEEN themed opening along with our next "treat of the month", a link to our new music VIDEO, "STRIKE" by the GIFTED GEE directed by underground sensation, ERIC ROSNER.

We also wanted to let you all know there's more big stuff coming your way soon! Dookie-Poo and I are so excited we can barely contain ourselves! ugh...maybe that was the TACO BELL.

xo-Chorocco Tofu

FAN ART BOOM

2007-10-05T09:40:00.000-07:00

This week fan art comes from friend SANDMAN. Whem he isn't fighting Spider-man he is making way cool nifty creatures called BULLY BOOMBU's.

Them remind Dookie of WEEBLES toys, one of Dookie's favorite things to eat. When Dookie eat enough of them, me wobble but me not fall down!

"Informer a BULLY BOOM BOO down!" This am bastard child of Dookie am BoomBu after genetic splicing or maybe after a few too many BEERS!

Dookie BoomBu have no legs! It look like Dookie lost his legs in war. Like im that movie " SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES."

Thamk you for the fan art friend Sandman. You am Dookie's friemd for life!

Blargh!
Dookie

SPOOKIE-BOO

2007-10-01T08:54:00.000-07:00

Dookie-Poo love Halloween! It finally chance to be someone or something else and eat lots of candy! To get you in mood Chorocco Tofu put jukebox on blog. Down to the right. Just press play.

This month Dookie will give you special Tricks am Treats so keep checking back for more. Here am your first treat!

First 100 friends of Dookie to click HERE will get a special Halloween gift from Dookie.

If you like Halloween music try these links:

CHECK THE COOL WAX
COOL KOOKY HIP and GROOVY
HEADLESS SPECTRE RADIO
Mostly Ghostly Music Sharing Blaaahhhggg!!!

Bwah! Ha! Ha! Ha!
SPOOKIE-BOO

FAN ART FRIDAY-DOOKIE BUNCH!

2007-09-28T08:37:00.000-07:00

Hokie Smokes! This weeks fan art comes from LOUIE LANFORD! Hmmmm, sounds like he probably lives in Metropolis with LOIS LANE, LEX LUTHOR, LANA LANG and LORI LEMARIS.

Looks like Dookie either had another accident with the CLONE CANNON™ or started reproducing asexually. Oh, wait, I get it, it's a BRADY BUNCH homage!

LOUIE writes:

"Me am fan of Dookie. Me name am Louie. Me like playing Ultimate Demolition Bakery on Ninbedo Wiiii. One day Louie wish Dookie come to me home town so I am meet Dookie. :)"

Hmmm, kid sure talks funny. But what a great artist. I love that JAN BRADY-POO has her glasses on. And he even got all the haircuts just right! Nothing says 70's like a white man's afro.

LOUIE you're an OFFICIAL FRIEND OF DOOKIE-POO for life!

XO-Chorocco Tofu

P.S. Which Brady girl is your favorite? Other than "Alice".

HOLLYWOOD SQUARE

2007-09-25T10:04:00.000-07:00

Dookie see this sign for HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. Dookie think “Me am im Hollywood, am me am kind of Square! This is perfect!” But it am not club for glamorous nerds as it am sounding.

It am some storage facility for old celebrities. Each one sealed in their own compartment for freshness, ready to provide the future with emtertainment, perhaps after a holocaust or something. There will be roaches am Whoopie Goldberg. YAY! ROACHES!

Or maybe it am a BRADY BUNCH opening credits appreciation society.

Dookie got excited to see Ann B. Davis in center square but she keep saying she am PAUL LYNDE wearing a crazy blouse. She am nice but she am no ALICE.

Here me am with real Brady Bunch. Me was originally cast as cousin OLIVER but producers feel Dookie am too distracting being nakey am leaving pebbles emerywhere.

That am show biz.

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

DOOKIE-JOLIE-PITT

2007-09-06T09:38:00.000-07:00

It been while since Dookie post last but that am because Dookie was wandering aroumd Hollywood Hills whem suddenly out nowhere me am suddenly adopted by Angelina Jolie!

She am convinced me am impoverished, naked African baby. Me not know it but celebrities like to collect ethnic children like Dookie collects comic books. As many as they cam find.

For a while me love having big family with new siblings, MADDOX, ZAHARA, PAX THIEN, HOOTCHIE KOOTCHIE, PEZ DISPENZA, CHIMMY CHONGA, SLAMMA LAMMA DING DONG, HONG KONG PHOOEY, BARACK OBAMA, SARLACC PITT am their actual daughter, SHILOH PITT.

Brad nickname me PILOH SHITT PITT. They think it am very funny. Me not know why.

At first it am fun! Everyday Dookie wake up with new brother or sister in a different color from around the world! It am like being on “IT’S A SMALL WORLD” ride over am over again. Or miniature UNITED NATIONS. But then Dookie start getting a little scared when Amgelina start carrying vial of Dookie blood around her neck. Dookie also never see her eat, ever. Am she solar powered? This am getting creepy.

Me finally escape, but them sinewy lady called MADONNA try to adopt Dookie too.

She treat me real nice am read me the KAMA SUTRA every night before bed, but her friemd Rosie McDonalds keep thinking me am chocolate am try to eat me! Not to memtion MADMAMMA’s pointy bra keep poking Dookie’s eyes out when she try to hug me. They am like unicorn horns or 2 huge BUGLES.

This am crazy town. Dookie miss Pooville!

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

FAN ART FRIDAY

2007-07-27T09:21:00.000-07:00

Hiya Kids! Dookie is still travelling around the globe so I told him I'd post this weeks fan art. This piece comes from one of Dookie's biggest fans. Seriously, she's 9 feet tall and can eat 8 roast chickens in one sitting. She eats all of her meals in bed and washes herself with a rag on a stick. Cool! She's a brick Poo-house!

Oh wait, that's wrong...sorry, I'm watching TLC's BIG MEDICINE. I really shouldn't multi-task.

This weeks fan art really comes from our good (and thin) friend in South America, HEIZEL GONZALES!!!

Wow! First the United Kingdom and now South America! Thanks MYSPACE! And thanks HEIZEL! Dookie is so happy firmly pressed into your Illustrated bosom that his pupils have dilated! WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GIANT FLOWER SHAPED NINJA STARS!

xo-Chorocco Tofu

FAN ART FRIDAY TOO

2007-07-20T08:15:00.000-07:00

Hi emerbody! This am day where Dookie show art made by friends of Dookie! This am drawing by Dookie's friemd ALEXANDER in the United Kingdom. Sounds magical! Me think he have unicorn.

This look like Dookie's High School picture. Me have brief obsession with Punk music and me join silly little garage band. They give Dookie bad hair cut amd new name, "DOOKIE-RAMONE". We all look like Howard Stern. Or Gilligan. Me not sure. Me have to quit because zipper om forehead hurt too much.

The Dookiemonster: You, make man... like me?
Dr. Pretorius: No. Woman... friend for you
The Dookiemonster: Woman... Friend... Wife...
Bride of Dookie-poo (1935)

Thamks for being a friemd Alexander!

BLARGH!
Dookie-Poo

EVEN MORE FAN ART

2007-07-13T07:04:00.000-07:00

Hi all you Panda's out there in the BLOG-O-SPHERE. Thanks for all the super-doo-duper artwork you all keep sending in. Dookie's Digloo is completely covered up with all your awesome sketches and scribbles.

This weeks Sketch-a-licious doodle-poo comes from EURALIS WEEKES. I've never seen Dookie look so dapper! This Poo has Extra Savoir Faire to spare! He's smoother than a KEN doll. In fact this looks like his alter ego LOUNGEY-POO at a SEARS photo shoot. I'll take 4 wallet size and that Craftsman drill.

Thanks for the Dookie-Doodle Euralis!

xo-Chorocco Tofu

MORE FAN ART FRIDAY

2007-07-06T08:58:00.000-07:00

I want to thank everybody who has sent in their Dookie-Poo and Friends Fan art. I've yet to see any pieces of work featuring, ME, Chorocco Tofu, but I won't hold it against you. JERKS!

It's because I'm pink right?

Why does everything always have to be about color? Some of the greatest things on Earth are pink! Lips, Peeps, flowers, icing, the Easter bunny, cotton candy, Panther's (the PINK one), insulation, nipples, Singer/Songwriter PINK is pink, and a BONUS! her nipples are pink as well...BUT I DIGRESS!

This weeks masterpiece comes from the warped mind of ERIC ROSNER. Apparantly he thinks that Dookie is made from Cookie-Dough. Heh! COOKIE-POO. Regardless, Dookie has never looked so yummy! Thanks for the art ERIC. Excpect to find it on EBAY tomorrow. Chorocco needs a new hat.

xo-
Chorocco Tofu

FAN ART FRIDAY

2007-06-29T09:01:00.000-07:00

Hiya Kids! Welcome to our first installment of FAN ART FRIDAYS! This weeks artistic rendering come from our friend Andy Heng over at TOYS R EVIL.

Here Dookie looks much like a little pat of butter. Maybe next time Andy will use a bigger piece of paper so he can draw Dookie's whole body.

In this piece Dookie does his best VENUS Di MILO impression.

"Don't shoot! He's unarmed!" ...snicker....

" I have to admit, Dookie is quite dis-arming." heh, heh... Tee Hee!

"Gotta, h...ha...hand it to him." ...hee..hee...

"Watch out DOOKIE! Don't trip on that signature! Gotta keep him out of "arm's" way....Bwah! HA! HA! HA!

whew...

At least he won't need any deodorant.

Thanks for being an official friend of Dookie-Poo Andy! And everyone else keep sending in your sketches!

Xo-Chorocco Tofu

DRAW ME

2007-06-13T09:20:00.000-07:00

Do you like to draw, paint, sketch or doodle? Do you like Dookie-Poo and friends? Did you ever wonder if you have the skills to become a serious artist? Discover the artist in you by sending us your fan art of Dookie-Poo and pals and we’ll post them here on FAN ART FRIDAYS.

Don’t forget to tell us who you are, your age, your favorite video game, your school crush, what you had for lunch, what you do for a living, have you seen my car keys, your favorite tv show, what do you think that is growing on my foot? Uh, whatever.

Any media is acceptable, pencil, crayon, Macaroni, chainsaw ice sculpture, marshmallow, ear wax, boogers, the blood of a leprechaun, dragon scales, etc. Whatever you like working in.

Send your entries to dookiepoo(@)gmail(dot)com with the subject line, FAN ART.
Do your best and send as many entries as you want pal.

XO-Chorocco Tofu

PARIS (Hilton, not FRANCE)

2007-06-07T09:00:00.000-07:00

While im Hollywood Dookie meet new friend at MTV MOVIE AWARDS. Her name am PARIS HILTON, just like the hotel im Paris. She say Dookie am “HOT” amd she want to take me out for dinner.

12 almonds later Dookie am still hungry but friend PARIS say she will show me night of Dookie’s life.

She must have been in a rush to take Dookie out because friend Paris forgot her Umdewear. Dookie on cooter duty all night protecting her pink secrets.

Later in car Paris make this face and it stay like that for 25 minutes. Me not know what the heck am happening. Me guess she have system freeze.

After rebooting Paris change her clothes for the 23rd time that night. She tell Dookie she am planning on making a special movie with Dookie later using infra red. She keep saying emerything is “HOT” even when things am cool or room temperature. Me not understand. Chorocco Tofu say she might have Sensory Deprivation issue, or maybe she am FEMBOT. Whatever, she am making Dookie feel weird.

Then we go to another club am she eat an innocent pellet right im front of Dookie’s eyes! It am true! She am MAN EATER! Dookie thought she wanted to take Dookie out for dinner, not HAVE Dookie for dinner!

Dookie-Poo am not food! That girl should be locked up.

BLARGH!
Dookie-Poo

LINDSAY LOHAN

2007-06-05T08:38:00.000-07:00

While in Hollywood me make friends with LINDSAY LOHAN. She am beautiful girl. She gave me ride in her limo.

Me really like LIMEY LOADHAM. Emeryone always give her bad rap. They say she have a problem partying. But she don’t. She party every night. She good at it. No problem at all. Some people say she have a drinking problem. They am wrong. She am good drinker. She get it perfectly in her mouth every time. Even the tiny little glasses filled with firewater! She not spill everywhere like Dookie. Am later when all the drinks come back out, she get it right in her potty every time. Really good aim.

LINSEED LOLAN am taking Dookie everywhere. Me lead glamorous Hollywood life for several days. Me think me find perfect woman. We plan our life together. LINDSY would live im Dookie’s digloo am we would have many pellets together. The media call us bunch of cute names like, DOO-LO, LINDSEY-POO, DOOKSEY-LOO am my favorite LINSKIE POOHAN.

But everywhere we go paparazzi follow am take pictures of Dookie. Paparazzi sound like it am pasta but they am not! They am photographers! All the time with the pictures. First it am fun but soon Dookie am LINTY LEADBELLY can’t see anything because all of the flashing. She can’t even drive her car! We am crashing into trees am spill her talcum powder emerywhere.

Dookie can’t get paparazzi to leave Dookie alone. So Dookie decide he have to break up with friend LANGLY SHIMSHAM before she end up blind.

It am shame Dookie’s celebrity kill our happiness. Me wish me never did that music video. Dookie miss you FLIMSY TOEJAM.

BLARGH!
Dookie-Poo

Hollywood Poolevard

2007-05-30T09:25:00.000-07:00

HOLLYWOOD! It sound like wonderful, magical land ripe with faeries, Umicorns and wizards. It am so totally not like that at all. It am hot am looks like a giant strip mall. But there am STARS on the sidewalk, neon am everywhere am the homeless all have plenty of scripts to sleep on. But no Fairies. Someone told Dookie that all the Fairies are in Sam Famcisco. Who am Sam Famcisco? He sound Italian. Am why am the faeries in him? Did he eat them?

BLARGH!
Dookie-Poo

WHAT IS CHOROCCO TOFU?

2007-05-22T09:59:00.000-07:00

Hiya pals! Last time I helped clarify what Dookie-Poo is so I thought since I’ve gotten a lot of questions about me that I would do the same.

I used to be a Pink CHOROCCO BRAND® Eraser that belonged to one of the smartest scientists in the world, XAVIER TOFU! Aside from becoming a sentient living being through a laboratory accident I have also managed to retain all the knowledge I have ever erased. I’m kind of a hyper active genius.
Aside from an unpredictable expanding intelligence I also have certain advantages due to my inherent rubber nature. Obviously a certain amount of elasticity, particularly in my limbs, but I can survive hi-impact situations and if I make a mistake I never have to look farther than my own hand for an eraser.

My hyper intelligence is a nice compliment to Dookie's almost non-existant IQ. We balance each other out nicely.

And that’s the scoop.

XO-Chorocco Tofu

WHAT IS DOOKIE-POO?

2007-05-15T21:25:00.000-07:00

Hiya pals! Chorocco Tofu here. I just want to take the time to clarify something here. A lot of you are wondering what exactly Dookie-Poo is. Obviously he isn’t like you, he’s not human, but he isn’t what you all seem to think he is. He’s not ahem…a Republican. Wait! I meant to say, a turd.

Here’s the 411. See, Dookie-Poo is a magical ground burrowing creature known technically as "ELFCHIDNA". All the mature Poo's have strong, claw like hands suitable for digging.

When Poo's are born, er..hatched, they have no arms or legs but are capable of burrowing under ground and moving at great speeds by spinning and hopping.(see PELLETS)

No one knows where the Poo's came from except for CRANKY-POO but he is so old he doesn't remember.

Yeah I know his name can be a little misleading but Dookie is his name and Poos are what his people are. Er…not poo, like from a butt. Dookie gets really upset when people call him a Republi...er... turd. Wouldn’t you?

All the Poos in POOVILLE live in partially buried dirt homes called DIGLOOS™. That’s Dookie’s Digloo above. Sure it can get a little dirty, but the rent is reasonable!

Dookie also enjoys eating rocks and can see in the dark! Cool huh?

If you want more information on who’s who in Pooville just click HERE!

And that’s inside poop....er scoop.

XO-Chorocco Tofu

Dookie-Poo Interview

2007-05-08T08:13:00.000-07:00

Head on over to TOYS R EVIL for Dookie-Poo's first interview ever. Hope he doesn't freeze up like a deer in headlights!

XO-
Chorocco Tofu

DOOKIE-POO STORE

2007-05-01T20:36:00.000-07:00

Hi all you pellets out there! I just wanted to let you all know that all the merchandise in the DOOKIE-POO store was upgraded recently. All new and consistant character art! Same low prices!
So please head on over and buy a load of stuff. I know what you are thinking, ‘Why does Dookie and Tofu need money?’

Well it takes a lot of what you all call currency to keep encroaching developers from finding our secret magical forest and building over POOVILLE with another Starbucks! And we can’t count on STING to be able to save every single forest all by himself now can we?

Plus aren’t our shirts just the coolest? They cover not one, but both of your nipples! I wish I had nipples. Why do men have nipples? Are they just for decoration?

You can’t get stuff like this anywhere else. Support the arts! Help a little brown brother out! Be a part of the elite OFFICIAL FRIENDS OF DOOKIE-POO FAN CLUB. Help spread the word of Dookie-Poo.

CLICK HERE for cool stuff!

BLARGH!

XO- Chorocco Tofu

PARIS day 2: the LOUVRE

2007-04-27T16:47:00.000-07:00

This am a picture of the LUVRA,...the LARVA…the…LIVER? Mulva? Whatemer. It am place where Pink Panther was stolen from. But now it am having giant pyramids in front yard. Wha?

These am tiny Transformers. Autobots me think. Ratchet maybe?

This am the AWFUL TOWER. Dookie think it not so bad. They am being too hard on themselves. It am a pretty nice tower. It cam use some walls, maybe some paint, but it not bad for first try.

It look like ERECTOR set gone out of control. It skinny, like Parisian model.

Dookie fall in love with Paris. Me even grow mustache! And now me love Jerry Lewis. He am a genius! Me happy to go home though. There am no French Fries in France. Chorocco say this am called "ironic". Me thought LEE MAJORS was ironic.

Blargh!
Dookie

Paris Day 1

2007-04-24T08:46:00.000-07:00

Dookie am tired. Me only supposed to be in Europe for 2 days am it being 2 weeks! Chorocco Tofu send me map of FRANCE so Dookie will end trip here. This map am not actual size by way.

It was fleet week so it am hard to find vacancy because the NAVY was in town. This am hotel where Dookie stay because PARIS HILTON was full of seamen. It not first time Dookie hear this.

Then me take the METRO. This am where all Metro-sexuals am coming from Dookie guess.

Them Dookie first stop am Notre Dame. Dookie couldn’t find the Humpback amywhere. Me can’t know how they am fitting a whale in tiny bell tower but Dookie am so proud he can ring bell with his flippers. This am triumphant story of diversity am equal opportunity.

Blargh!
Dookie

GERMANY

2007-04-20T08:43:00.000-07:00

This am BERLIN, not ANNE BERLIN or ANBERLIN but a place im GERMANY. This am the GERMANY flag. Dookie like it. It look like 3 LEGO bricks!

First thing Dookie want to see am this wall emerybody am always talking about. They say it am sad am depressing but Dookie love it!

Emery inch have cool artwork. Dookie not see why this wall am so sad. Look it have little kitty cat!

This artmork look like vinyl toy!

This wall evem have Batman am Joker! Dookie think this wall is awesome! GREAT WALL of CHINA am not this cool. It not GREAT WALL at all. It not even have 1 Batman! Me think that "MEDIOCRE" WALL OF CHINA must not have sounded too good. But that's what it am compared to this.

So many pretty picktures. Why am GERMANY giving this wall bad name?

They evem paint this funny picture of Mick JAGGER dressed like woman. Tee-Hee. MICK DRAGGER. Dookie say funny thing. What am prostitute mean amyway?

This am greatest wall ever! Me have to see other side!

Eeeeeyuck. This side am not so hot. It remind Dookie of tv show called GOOD TIMES. No wait, Dookie mean, PRISON BREAK. ....um... maybe both.

Blargh!
Dookie

COPANHAGEN

2007-04-19T08:39:00.000-07:00

Today, Dookie am in Copanhagen.

This place am a little weird. Londom has double Decker bus but this place have none bus at all! These am people that am waiting for bus so long they am now frozen, naked amd crotchless. Just like Dookie. But they am not brown.

This am their flag. Dookie take picture im black am white so it like tribute to INGMAR BERGMAN. Chorocco Tofu loves THE SEVENTH SEAL. Me think that have something to do with Seaworld.

Wait, Ingmar Birdman not from Clopanhaogen! He am Swiss, like cheese. Kierkegaard am from Copanhagen, he Danish. Like, a donut. Mmmm…Donut…

Blargh!
Dookie

COFFEE BREAK

2007-04-18T09:35:00.000-07:00

Wow! Dookie cannot believe how much culture there am in Europe. Emery where Dookie look the streets am flowing with History and Culture. They copy EPCOT CENTER perfectly! It am scary!

One more potty break am Dookie am off to next destination!

Blargh!
Dookie

BRITISH FOOD

2007-04-16T16:29:00.000-07:00

Today Dookie take picture near this sign that say “GREAT BRITISH FOOD” Man that take picture say that am called “Oxy moron” What that mean?

Bangers and Mash? Fish and Chips? That sound like new police shows to Dookie. "BANGERS AND MASH! THEY FIGHT CRIME!" "FISH AM CHIPS! THEY FIGHT CRIME IM THE OCEAN!"

What the heck am “Blood Pudding”? Those am 2 words that should nemver be next to each other. Dookie not eating here! BLARFGH!

Blargh!
Dookie

THEATER DISTRICT

2007-04-10T08:15:00.000-07:00

This theater features am ol’ lady called Agatha Christie. Dookie thought that it am “MURDER she WROTE” but she couldn’t have written amything if she am playing MOUSETRAP for 55 years!

She must be smart as rock. Mouse Trap not that hard of game. Somebody please help her flip the man in the pan. She must need potty break by now! Unless she am wearing astronaut brand diaper.

Blargh!
Dookie

LONDON CALLING

2007-04-04T08:30:00.000-07:00

Today Dookie begin Youra, Ura…Eropeneon. European tour im LOMDOM.
First me go to PICCADILLY CIRCUS. Dookie love picadilly. Chopped meat with olives am spices. It am delicious. Am Dookie love the Circus. But me couldn't find either one here. Again, false amvertising make Dookie sad.

This flag here am called ONION JACK. It am flag from top of GENERAL LEE me think. They love Duke boys in Londom! Yee-Ha!

These am red Port-o-Potty. They am emerywhere in LOMDON. Me used emery single one! They am starting to call me DR.POO. Ha! Ha! “Exterminate! Exterminate!” Me don’t get it.

Ah-Ha! Dookie never thought Dookie would see the day that Chorocco Tofu am wrong. She always am saying to Dookie that “Variety am the Spice of Life” But she am wrong. This am the Spice of life!

This am called “double decker bus” Dookie think it am excessive to have more than one “Decker”. Why am they so greedy?

Blargh!
Dookie

JET BROWN

2007-04-02T13:39:00.000-07:00

Chorocco tell Dookie a funny joke.” If you am American when you go into bathroom, what am you when you am inside? You am European!” BWAH! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!.......Me no get it.

Amyway, Dookie decide to start world tour to make more friends. But Dookie cam’t afford to pay for plane ticket.

Dookie found way to fly for free. Me disguise self as SNICKERS MARATHON BAR!

Sadly, Dookie was accidently eaten, but it was long flight so Dookie was back in 6 hours along with some peanuts and corn!

This nice lady offer to let Dookie join the MILE HIGH CLUB. Dookie so very excited. Me always wanted pin with wings on it. But then Dookie got touched in a very bad place. Bad lady! Her face all squares, like Rubiks Cube. And Dookie still not get pin with Wings!

Finally me get settled in seat. Dookie watch in flight movie called, NIGHT AT MUSEUM with BEN STILLER. He am funniest caveman me have ever seen. People like movie so much they use barf bag to contain food they ejected from happiness. Some people evem walked right off plane before it am landing! To buy DVD me guess?

Me like it okay, but it am not funny like SILENCE OF LAMBS or ZODIAC.

Blargh!
Dookie

VINYL or PLUSH

2007-03-19T23:08:00.000-07:00

Hi everybody! Chorocco Tofu here. Based on the amazingly fast sales of the PLUSH dolls (clones) at last months convention Dookie and I have been wondering if we should clone more or perhaps try Vinyl?

Both materials have distinct advantages.

PLUSH is cheaper to purchase and cozy to sleep with. VINYL is much pricier but you can use it to tenderize meat or club muggers in the head. But then PLUSH can be used to sop up the blood.

Plush can win your girlfriends heart and score you some points. Or if it’s large enough you can dress a PLUSH to look like Lt. Uhura, the girlfriend you never had.

But then vinyl will out live us all. Long after civilization dies off there will be nothing left but roaches and their Micheal Lau collection.

We’re just curious, what would you rather see first and why?

Xo-Chorocco Tofu

MY SPACE

2007-03-15T08:01:00.000-07:00

This am Dookie's first few days on MySpace, am already Dookie have many friends. Also Dookie get several offers for "hot singles" am those Kraft cheese slices? Me love grill cheese.

Also many friends am excited to tell Dookie how to get free laptop, but Dookie already am having a lap. Some friends want to take Dookie on "hot" dates with "hot" women. Many "hot" things happening on MySpace.

Chorocco Tofu say this am all SPAM. Dookie not care! I like SPAM. It am delicious! Am it comes in a can.

Dookie still need more FRIENDS though. Where is emerybody?

Blargh!
Dookie

DOOKIE-POO FRIEND TO EARTH

2007-03-14T21:01:00.000-07:00

Hi everybody! Dookie am setting out to be friend with emtire world! Please help me reach my goal! Dookie thinks if me can be friend with emtire world then everybody will at least have one thing in common….ME! And then we cam all be friends.

Chorocco Tofu help Dookie make MY SPACE page where you am going to be my friend. Me have no idea what anything me just type mean.

Tofu say to please click HERE and you can be my friend!

Finally, this might be amswer to world peace. Spread the word. Help me be first person to be friends with planet Earth, then all friends come over for party…um …..Dookie gonna need bigger home.

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

DOOKIE TUBE

2007-03-09T23:19:00.000-08:00

Hi everybody! The first Dookie-Poo music video featuring the MONTAUK PROJECT is now on YOUTUBE. Help us go viral! Send the link to your friends or post it on your blogs!

xo-Chorocco Tofu

COMIC CON EPILOGUE

2007-03-07T08:03:00.000-08:00

Hiya kids! Dookie and I just got back from the NY Comic Con and realized that a lot of you don’t live in New York, heck we don’t live anywhere near New York either, so if you weren’t able to get to the NY Comic Convention to get your own copy of COMBINATION PLATTER, featuring DOOKIE-POO and friends, you can order it direct!

Just click on the title of this post or the link below and get your mom’s permission to use her credit card…

CLICK HERE

Be sure to tell your local comic shops where they can order their own copies too!

XO-Chorocco Tofu

CONVENTION LAST DAY

2007-03-05T20:42:00.000-08:00

Today Dookie am meeting this Calendar salesman. She keep saying to Dookie to “Remember, remember the fifth of November.” She weird and need haircut.

Then large Japanese boy try to steal one of the plush Dookie clones. He funny and smell like apples. He drop his pants too!

Dookie no have enough money to get free sketch. Make Dookie sad.

But then really nice cutey lady buy last plush Dookie-Poo clone doll! She am making Dookie-Poo so happy! Thank you for adopting Dookie clone nice lady with dog ears.

Here me am Chorocco Tofu going home to Pooville after long weekend with many nice people in strange clothing. This picture am being taken right before bad man ran away with Tofu’s camera.

Thank goodness Kakashi am there to be getting it back!

Blargh!
Dookie

EVEN MORE CONVENTION PICTURES DAY 2

2007-03-01T20:34:00.000-08:00

This am handsome friend that adopt one of many plush CHOROCCO TOFU clones. He am OFFICIAL FRIEND OF DOOKIE-POO now! If you am reading this let Dookie know how she am doing!

Convemtion am very strange. Everything different sizes. This am Tobey Maguire. He am smaller in person than me thought. Me know he play horse jockey once but he am really small. He 12 inches tall! That am at least 2 imches smaller tham Tom Cruise.

Dookie must have eaten growth hormone, because suddenly me find myself big as giant. BIG like Tom Hanks in movie, um...BIG.

Then me am finding small band of captured elves! Them am in captivity so long they am turning blue! Me try to free them. They ignore Dookie.

Guess they am too busy playing drums, making believe they am native American Indian, sitting on beach, playing basketball, getting married, playing hockey, getting ready for mardi gras, shaking maracas, being in canoe amd playing keyboards dressed like Phil Collins to notice Dookie.

Blargh!
Dookie

MORE CONVENTION PICTURES DAY 2 "KAKASHI TIME"

2007-03-01T08:10:00.000-08:00

Dookie am Chorocco Tofu am being captured by pretty girl dressed like 1977 Pontiac Firebird . She am saying her name is Phoenix. But why am she dressed like Smokey am the Bandit’s car?

It am very damgerous at convemtion. There am ninjas everywhere. This ninja am called Kakashi. He get the drop on me. Scared the pellets right out of Dookie!

He just kidding. He then train Tofu to be a ninja!

Then Dookie play joke on him. Dookie burst out of his chest like alien.

HA! HA! HA! After the bleeding stop we all am having good laff. Silly ninja!

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

CONVENTION PICTURES DAY 2

2007-02-28T08:20:00.000-08:00

Hi everybody! Chorocco Tofu here. I was still running things back at the table on our second day as you can see here. It was thirsty work!

We sold so many stickers and buttons and dolls! I couldn’t wait to tell Dookie but I hadn’t seen him since yesterday morning. So I hired someone to find him.

He found Dookie alright. Thank goodness I said I wanted him alive. After all, he’s no good to me dead!

I made sure I paid him well. I didn’t want to end up in that CARBON FREEZE he mentioned.

XO-Chorocco Tofu

30 ROCKS

2007-02-27T20:15:00.000-08:00

Convemtion Day 2:

Dookie-Poo am meeting very funny man from TV show called 30 ROCKS. Dookie love Rocks! They am delicious! Me can eat 30 rocks im one sitting! Dookie watch show, but it not about rocks. This am false amvertising. Dookie-Poo like show amyway, even though it not about rocks.

Funny man Dookie meet am called SCOTT ADSIT.
He am famous chameleon. NO, wait Comedian? That am it. He climb walls and change colors.

He think Dookie am razor and he keep trying to shave chin with Dookie’s head! It was funny first time, then after 20 minutes it became creepy. Then an hour later it am funny again! He am genius.

Also on show 30 Rock am other funny man, Tracy Morgan , he am hilarious and he am BROWN like me!

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

MORE CONVENTION PICTURES

2007-02-27T20:07:00.000-08:00

Dookie find more amazing people today. SPIDER-MAN and DEE SNIDER!

Me am finding first paper comic of Spider-man ever made. It worth more money than Dookie can count. Am at least $10.

Them Dookie-Poo find largest ELF ever! Me can’t believe this Elf cam fit im tree and make cookies! She am too big.

This next person make Dookie very sad but proud too. This poor, poor girl am horribly disfigured. She have face like dog. But she am happy. Am living her life. She am inspiration to us all.

She am off to see Wizard, hope he is plastic surgeon. Me proud for her anyway. See it not matter if you am hideous creature. You can still have productive life.

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

Hayden Panettiere

2007-02-26T16:55:00.000-08:00

Convemtion Day 2:

Dookie-Poo see many amazing people at New York Comic Convemtion. But none more amamzing tham Heydun….Haydone,…Heydum, HAYDEN PANETTIERE. That am hard name to say am type! It like word jumble.

She am famous Cheerleeder. Me not know what am a Cheer, but she am their leeder. She am beautiful human girl. She look like Fairy. Her hair like spun gold and many, many ogres were taking pictures standing next to her.

Where Dookie come from Ogres am very violent. But she am taming them! She am small, but Dookie hear that she am responsible for saving the world too! She am hero!

Thank you Hayden for saving world! Me like it here. It am where I keep all my stuff.

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

CONVENTION PICTURES DAY 1

2007-02-25T19:43:00.000-08:00

Here am pictures of Dookie first day at convemtiom in front of Chaotic Unicorn table.

We have many cool things to sell at table. Comic book with Dookie stories. Dookie music CD. Dookie-Poo patches. Dookie-Poo and Chorocco dolls.

Chorocco Tofu stay at table. She can count monies good.

Dookie see many people in fancy costumes. These am pretty little girls. They no say nothing to Dookie-Poo. They am stuck up Dookie thinks. Am shame…they am perfect size for Dookie.

These am cool robots with TV heads.

Dookie find this poor family trapped in package. They am all yellow. Tofu say that am Hepetitis.

At end of show giant flying cat pee on audience. Very strange. People seem to like it. Golden shower they am calling it.

Dookie am posting more pictures soon.

Blargh-
Dookie-Poo

DOOKIE-POO.com

2007-02-24T20:00:00.000-08:00

Dookie am here to say that DOOKIE-POO.com am finally updated. Me can’t know what that am meaning but Tofu say it am good.

Dookie-Poo.com have fun stuff for you am your little pellets to do am play. Games! Paper dolls! Cartoons! Music and very special WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO with me, Dookie-Poo and my best friend Chorocco Tofu featuring music by the MONTAUK PROJECT.

It am SUPER DOO-PER.

Click here Dookie-Poo.com if you am too lazy to am typing it in.

Have good time at Dookie-Poo.com.

Dookie love you...

Blargh!

ATTACK OF THE CLONES!!!

2007-02-23T19:40:00.000-08:00

Jeepers everybody! I had an accident with the Cloning Canon last night and accidentally created these deliciously plush duplicates of Dookie-Poo and myself!!!

I didn’t know what to do! At first I thought we could finally start that professional Baseball team I’ve always wanted to own but we all started arguing as to who was going to get the lucrative endorsement deals.

So I zapped them with my stasis ray and placed them all into a state of suspended animation. We’ll be selling these very rare and SUPER LIMITED EDITION duplicates of Dookie-Poo and myself, Chorocco Tofu at the NY Comic convention today and this weekend.

Each one comes complete with directions on how to take care of them, free stickers and a full color limited edition print!

Will you be one of the lucky 11 to get one! That's right, I said 11!

See you at the convention!

XO- Chorocco Tofu

Convention!

Dookie-Poo Road Journal day 5

2007-02-22T09:58:00.000-08:00

Jernal Emtry #THX1138:

Hi Friends! Dookie call Tofu for help! Me take yellow car with checker game on side. It am costing $800. What am $800?

Dookie meet Tofu for breakfast. It am mostly delicious. But me like rocks better. This muffin' was called "All Bran Fiber Blast Colon Cleanser".... Chorocco say it am good for me. But it am tasting soooo bad. It taste like butt. or Sawdust....or a dry butt with sawdust on it.

Now Tofu and Dookie take train to convemtion in city. Oooooh.....but first me am having to go Potty! BIG TIME! Muffin made me feel funny where I sit! Dookie am seeing you tomorrow!

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

Convention!

Dookie-Poo Road Journal day 4

2007-02-14T09:53:00.000-08:00

Jernal Emtry #6B:

Me am exhausted. After me Dookie leave Califormia Dookie see Alaska, New Mexico, Japan, Atlantis and even place called Tatooine. Dookie have talent for getting lost!

Dookie not even know where Dookie were am going before Dookie got lost!

Dookie not want to miss New York Comic convemtion. Dookie am going to call friend Tofu for help. Right away beca….hey…this am play ground?

16 HOURS LATER:

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

Dookie-Poo Road Journal day 3

2007-02-14T09:43:00.000-08:00

Jernal Emtry #G:
Friends me am Dookie-Poo. Today Dookie am tired on amventure in real world. Dookie try to take bath in hot tub but pretty girl no leave Dookie alone. What am “phone number?” And why would Dookie want it?

Dookie try something called “Free Massage”. It am making Dookie very happy and sleepy from long journey.

I still no am seeing where am Convention? Where am friend Chorocco Tofu? Why sign say “California”? What am California!? Where am New York?

Any friends of Dookie know?

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

Dookie-Poo Road Journal day 2

2007-02-14T09:36:00.000-08:00

Jernal Emtry #2:
Me am still lost but me am founding where sneakers am coming from. The Sneaker tree! Dookie can’t know why sneakers am so expensive when they am growing on trees.

These am ripe for picking. Too bad me am too short.

Dookie am also finding amcient writing on wall of filthy cave. This am proof of prehistoric life or aliens. Dookie scared now.

Dookie can’t know what this stuff is but it am ugly and is all over this place called “Brooklyn” Dookie think that this am what Chorocco Tofu call “ART”. If it am, then it am pretty and Dookie like it!

Nargle!
Dookie-Poo

http://newyorkcomiccon.com

Dookie-Poo Road Journal day 1

2007-02-13T19:52:00.000-08:00

Jernal Emtry #1:
Hi everybody! Me am Dookie-Poo. Today me am leaving on amventure in real world. Me go to New York Citee for Comic Convemtion. Me leave early because me can’t know how to get there.

Me spend 3 days in this bush already! Dookie not good at directions.

Me almost there though, me can tell.

Blargh!
Dookie-Poo

http://newyorkcomiccon.com

NEW YORK COMIC CON

2007-02-12T20:57:00.000-08:00

Hey kids, we’re going to be at the NEW YORK COMIC CON on FEBRUARY 23-25, 2007. Manny Galan will be there on Saturday the 24th signing copies of COMBINATION PLATTER #0 and #1. Both issues featuring DOOKIE-POO and myself, CHOROCCO TOFU in mind numbingly cute adventures! There’ll also be stickers, free autographed prints, patches, collectable dolls and free sketches.

Also available while supplies last is the LIMITED EDITION, CONVENTION EXCLUSIVE, DOOKIE-POO the BROWN ALBUM.

The Brown Album, pictured above, is a collection of 16 tracks by independent up and coming musical artists. This is a very limited run of albums and will only be available at the NYC Convention.

Be sure to stop by the CHAOTIC UNICORN booth and say "Hi!" Notice I used an exclaimation point? So, yes, yell into our faces! We like to feel the warm spittle from your mouth strike our cheeks like millions of tiny moist asteroids. And then don't forget to pick up some rare and limited edition goodies!

Click the link below for more information.

Hope to see you there friends.

XO-Chorocco Tofu

http://newyorkcomiccon.com

WELCOME TO THE CLUB

2007-02-12T20:40:00.000-08:00

Hi kids! Welcome to the very first posting of the OFFICIAL FRIENDS OF DOOKIE-POO FAN CLUB BLARGH! Er…BLOG.

Dookie-Poo and I will both be posting from time to time to tell you all about what we are up to and where we will be. We’ll also be posting pictures, cartoons, art and um…stuff. We’ll be answering questions and having contests too! So be sure to check in regularly!

Welcome to the club!

XO-Chorocco Tofu